pjharvey

oh btw the lobster at the aquarium in the salt lake city area is literally just from a supermarket. like literally he was just a normie lobster (if very large) going to be sold to someone to get eaten and some aquarium staff member or executive was like We’ll Take Him!! and now he hangs out in his little cave in his tank next to a sign showing his biology facts. i think this is the crustacean equivalent to all those stories about models who got discovered shopping at some random suburban mall in the 80s. he is living the american dream

pangur-and-grim

please…….. love, not war…..

uristmcdorf

Pangur in the top pic looks like if you took a photo of a normal cat in paint, selected the head and just went like…

helpeverythingiscats

I fixed Pangur

pangur-and-grim

hmm I don’t know about this one

melanocetuss

a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?

so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

and then a second image popped up in my head

what if they acted like dogs?

YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL

memewhore

trupowieszcz

pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon

bedrock-to-buildheight

I can get behind that

(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)

the-real-numbers

this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe

the-real-numbers

*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”

IMPERIAL MEAT LIZARDS ARE ONLY FRO SPECIFIC PEOPLE AND MUTUALS. OR OFFER ME SOMETHING IN ORDER TO MAKE ONE

Imperial Meat Lizards

(lacertilia emperius)

A rarer variant of the meat lizard. Recognizable by its singular horn in the middle of its head and longer tails. As well as the ability to breathe fire. They have a much stronger magical energy and are capable of controlling it very well.  They are infertile due to the overabundance of magic.

Also if you have a singular horned meat lizard that was from the ask event. Feel free to draw that extra tail. Those are the only free ones im giving out :)

duskdragonxiii

Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.

nonbzombie

God forbid women do anything

dailyquests

• Get so so Scared.

pukicho

Life sucks? Food you eat sucks? Just call it a feast. Feast on those cheerios, that’s a fucking feast. chortle a little, slap your big tummy and go MM MMM!

missmoss-applesauce

hello tumblr! this is my discord server that I’m trying to get more members in… I hope people browsing these tags will see this :) I know if you’re looking at the #enderman tag then you’re gonna be interested…